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something major this weekend...
by Bionaut (bionaut)
at August 12th, 2008 (08:28 pm)

Many of you might remember me from my postings here in the past. This Friday there is the strong possibility of evidence concerning the body of a bipedal creature (Bigfoot) being presented. The mystery may finally be over. This is the press release:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 12, 2008
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND
DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a
PRESS CONFERENCE
to be held on
Date: Friday, August 15, 2008
Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm
Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. Menlo Park, California
Tom Biscardi, CEO

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.
Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.

The creature was found by Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer (residents of Georgia) in the woods in northern Georgia. (The exact location is being kept secret to protect the creatures.)

Comments

Posted by: Welcome To My Secret Lair On Skullcrusher Mountain (_omega_man)
Posted at: August 13th, 2008 03:11 am (UTC)
ChairlegOTruth

This Tom Biscardi, CEO is very troubling.

http://www.bfro.net/gdb/show_article.asp?id=511

Still, Loren Coleman posting on Cryptomundo, long with some "leaked" photos, has skeptical open-mindedness and nonaligned objectivity with regard to this carcass:

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/ga-gorilla-pic

Posted by: Bionaut (bionaut)
Posted at: August 14th, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC)

We will find out today. Like you, Biscardi makes my skin crawl.

Posted by: Welcome To My Secret Lair On Skullcrusher Mountain (_omega_man)
Posted at: August 14th, 2008 03:26 pm (UTC)
GandalfXing

Like you, Biscardi makes my skin crawl.

Not as much as the two punks who claim to have found the corpse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRcKClMRz4I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMEsD3_J2DQ

I see no good there, just the bad and the ugly:)

Biscotti is an admirer and student of the greatest of all bigfoot hoaxers (IMO), Ivan Marx. In person they can be fascinating and convincing. But they are showmen, storytellers not scientists, nor even amateurs. They really want to prove the creatures are real, and don't allow little things such as facts or hard evidence to get in their way.

For some strange reason I actually like Biscardi and Marx...but I'd never buy a used car, nor corpse, from either:)

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